Things to Never Say to a Cop
1. I can't reach my license unless you hold my beer. (OK in Texas)
2. Sorry, Officer, I didn't realize my radar detector wasn't plugged in.
3. Aren't you the guy from the Village People?
4. Hey, you must've been doin' about 125 mph to keep up with me. Good job!
5. Are You Andy or Barney?
6. I thought you had to be in relatively good physical condition to be a
police officer.
7. You're not gonna check the trunk, are you?
8. I pay your salary!
9. Gee, Officer! That's terrific. The last officer only gave me a warning,
too!
10. Do you know why you pulled me over? Okay, just so one of us does.
11. I was trying to keep up with traffic. Yes, I know there are no other
cars around. That's how far ahead of me they are.
12. When the Officer says "Gee Son....Your eyes look red, have you been
drinking?" You probably shouldn't respond with,"Gee Officer your eyes look
glazed, have you been eating doughnuts?"
13. But Officer, I only ran the red light because I am in a very big hurry
to get home. You see, I have been drinking and I wanted to get home
quickly because it is not safe for drunk people to be out on the road
endangering the lives of innocent people.
yoooo the "i waz tryin to keep up wit traffic" MAN DATZ A CLASSIC......LOL
I didn't know Ebonics transferred over to the internet. Y YOU SPEAK LIK DAT YO? Why do ya speak like dat? what 'chew trippin foo'
I dont understand you either foo
Lough at that list! don't for get I got my lawyer!
An addition to 13:
I didnt mean to speed but I was just trying to get home before all the beers i drank take full effect.
Cop:
Son, do you know what i am stopping you for?
Answer:
Do i look like a mind reader sir, i dont know.
Am i under arrest or should i guess some more?
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